Keep it in the Family
Sweden – Police in Koping, Sweden, said a woman was caught using a fishing line to cheat a bottle deposit machine at a supermarket while her young son shoplifted..
Bad Hair Day
PARMA, Ohio – A kindergarten student with a freshly spiked Mohawk has been suspended from school…the school said the hair was a distraction for other students….
Please Sir , or was that Miss
TOKYO – A Japanese man was arrested for trespassing this week after turning up at a high school dressed in a girl’s uniform and a long wig, local police said….
That’ll be more pies please, postie
SYDNEY – Australia’s postal service has increased the maximum weight for mailmen and women by 15 kg (33 pounds) in an attempt to attract more “posties”, local media reported on Tuesday….
Not a romantic spark then !
BERLIN – A virulent anti-smoker in Germany was so angry when his girlfriend lit up he emptied a fire extinguisher to put out the cigarette, caking her and their apartment in powder…..
And this isn’t your living space ….
An estate agent who took a prospective buyer to view a house in central England found the owner hanging dead in a closet ……
You’d have thought people would have learnt by now !!
A man who joked the case he was carrying contained a machine gun was marched off a Freedom Air flight at Hamilton Airport yesterday…..
Helloooowwwwwww !!!!
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — A lawyer has been charged with assault for shaking a federal prosecutor’s hand so hard, authorities said, that it injured her shoulder……
This really isn’t funny ……but
London – A hearse overturned when the horses pulling it to a south London cemetery stampeded, dragging the carriage and coffin past appalled relatives and sending floral tributes flying……
A Man’s Home is his Haystack
LONDON – A farmer built an entire mock castle behind a screen of hay bales and lived there concealed for four years to evade planning regulations, officials said on Friday — but it may be torn down anyway.
