This’ll be a birdy then !
BRISBANE – A golf course in tropical Australia has a new water hazard:
a crocodile that took up residence in a lake at the 14th hole….
Don’t drop the soap !
The son of Kansas Governer. Kathleen Sebelius is peddling a board game titled Don’t Drop the Soap – a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design..
The game is intended for mature audiences , not children …..
Why walk when you can ride ?
TORONTO – A group of teenage car thieves took a joy ride to a court-ordered counseling program aimed to keep them away from stealing cars, Winnipeg police said… the four suspects, aged 16 and 17, were attending the counseling program in the Canadian prairie city as part of a court order relating to previous auto thefts…..
Seems a bit extreme
Road safety experts have condemned a driver who faked his own death to avoid
paying £180 in speeding fines.Shafkat Munir, 26, from Blackburn, Lancashire
produced a false death certificate to the authorities after
speed cameras snapped him three times……..
Dead Man Not Walking
NEW YORK – Two men were arrested Tuesday after wheeling a dead man through the streets of New York City in an office chair to a cheque- cashing store and trying to cash his Social Security cheque, police said…..
You’ve Got Mail !
A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow’s head to his wife’s lover has been sentenced ……
Jason Michael Fife “understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow’s head to anybody,” said his defense lawyer……
Wonder What Diet He’s On !
HOUSTON — A mailer from a congressional candidate’s campaign contains a photo of his head attached to an image of a different body that makes him look thinner……
And bless you too …
DENVER — Carrying a family Bible, a state representative-elect kicked a photographer who took a picture of him during statehouse prayer ..and… then was sworn into office. Douglas Bruce went to the House floor Monday morning …. and ….then Rocky Mountain News photographer Javier Manzano took his photo during the traditional morning prayer, Bruce, who was standing, brought the sole of his shoe down hard on the photographer’s bent knee…..
Polish or was that Italian Job ?
Great story about a 14 year old Polish kid who hacks into the local tram network in the city of Lodz and treats it as a giant train set ….
And that’ll be waffles to go
An Alcoa man is behind bars after police say he walked into the Waffle House on Alcoa Highway Friday morning, sat down, ordered breakfast, began eating, and then pulled a grenade out and set it on the table in front of him,” said Alcoa Police Capt. Rick Arnold. “Needless to say, that alarmed the employees and anybody else inside the restaurant.”( you reckon ! )
