This time from Wales's Cardiff airport which has put together a list of the strangest things people have tried to take on board planes as hand luggage, quite legitimately !
Topping the list is a guy who wanted to take a ten pound turkey to Spain, whose main worry was whether or not it would defrost in time.
Next a guy who wanted to take a live goldfish, but was told no , so he wanted to check it in instead, I guess as a passenger, with its own seat.
Stuff that people tried to take on as normal hold luggage included a chainsaw, two armchairs, a palm tree and five 1 litre cans of paint.
No partridge or pear tree presumably !